I have a hint for would-be writers: Learn to express yourself well with words alone. If you can’t get your idea across using only letters and spaces and a few numbers and other such symbols, then read some more and see how others manage it, or take a class.

I am considering asking for legislation limiting all writers to one instance of underlining and two exclamation points per month. And, by God, if you choose to use both of your exclamation point in one sentence, it had better be an announcement of the imminent Second Coming. Like in the next 5 minutes.

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