Once upon a time there was a marine biologist who developed a group of porpoises which would live forever if they were fed a diet of a specific seagull.

Everything was going along well (swimmingly?), until he ran out of seagulls.

So he walked down to the beach, found the birds he was looking for, harvested some of them, and put them in a bag.  He was carrying them back up to the lab when he came across two lions sleeping in the path.

Not wanting to wake them, he began tiptoeing carefully across them.  Of course, he was immediately arrested for transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

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