You see an old friend across the street, and start to wave. Just as she sees you, you realize that she’s not the person you thought she was; in fact, you don’t know her at all. Do you

   a) Try to pretend you’re waving at someone else?
   b) Turn your greeting into a cough and bring your hand to your mouth?
   c) Keep on waving, smile broadly, and walk away. Let her spend the rest of the day trying to figure out who you are.

Your office has two restrooms – one for men and one for women. These are one-seaters, with doors that lock. You’re a woman, and you need to go, but the ladies’ room is already occupied. You can’t wait, so you decide to use the men’s room. When you come out, the ladies’ room is empty, and there is a man standing there waiting, not very patiently. He looks at you suspiciously. Do you

   a) Make him stand there, hopping from one foot to the other, while you try to explain?
   b) Claim you can’t read?
   c) Drop your voice an octave, mumble something about cross-dressing, and wish you had put the seat back up?

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